What are you?

That’s my all time favorite question. Typically, the conversation goes like this…

A: what are you?
B: human, hopefully same as you
A: yea but what are you?
B: a complex system of interdependent organs and organisms.
A: ha ha I mean where are you from?
B: earth. Again, hopefully same as you.
A: no, what country?
B: 100% born and bred in the USA. Made in America.
A: but I mean what’s your ethnicity?
B: American.
A: that’s not an ethnicity.
B: the definition of ethnicity is a group of people in a geography ershi on that share the same cultural values.
A: I mean where are your parents from?
B: a d-ck and a tw-t. Same as everyone that was born naturally.

At that point, the person is confused.

To answer the question, I am an American beauty blogger, retired American model, freelance makeup artist, freelance photographer, statistician, researcher, mature beauty blogger, beauty blogger over 40, student, graduate, Asian beauty blogger, entrepreneur. Shall I continue?

Mature Makeup Maven

Orlando area professional freelance makeup artist and photographer specializing in modeling portfolios in Central Florida. Researcher, analyst, model, desktop publisher, marketing assistant. 黄金龙 天使。 在奥兰多化妆师