Sigma beauty brushes – professional freelance makeup artist

I am pleased to announce that I am now recognized as a professional freelance makeup artist with Sigma Beauty.  Schedule an appointment to see which of their products are right for you.

What are you?

That’s my all time favorite question. Typically, the conversation goes like this…

A: what are you?
B: human, hopefully same as you
A: yea but what are you?
B: a complex system of interdependent organs and organisms.
A: ha ha I mean where are you from?
B: earth. Again, hopefully same as you.
A: no, what country?
B: 100% born and bred in the USA. Made in America.
A: but I mean what’s your ethnicity?
B: American.
A: that’s not an ethnicity.
B: the definition of ethnicity is a group of people in a geography ershi on that share the same cultural values.
A: I mean where are your parents from?
B: a d-ck and a tw-t. Same as everyone that was born naturally.

At that point, the person is confused.

To answer the question, I am an American beauty blogger, retired American model, freelance makeup artist, freelance photographer, statistician, researcher, mature beauty blogger, beauty blogger over 40, student, graduate, Asian beauty blogger, entrepreneur. Shall I continue?